This parking job will lower your faith in humanity.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
09/27/2015 at 16:47 • Filed to: None

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I came out of work today to find this: an old Suburban, parked in a fire lane, on top of a ruined shopping cart that is still stuck to the truck’s grille.

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There’s no question that he heard the sound of the cart being crushed under his vehicle (and look at the wheel - that probably made an audible snap when it shattered) so the fact that he just left it there, smashed between his bumper and the curb, really says a lot about how little he cares about anyone other than himself.

I hope his truck catches on fire there and they can’t put it out because he’s blocking the hydrant.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Punk_Girl_98 > Rainbow
09/27/2015 at 17:01

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Lol relax Rainbow. Leave these dummy be. Don’t let these things bum you out so much. I haven’t been on OPPO too long but you seem to be a bit angry with people and parking lol. *Gives you a big electronic hug*


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Rainbow
09/27/2015 at 17:06

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I hope the cart stays lodged in the grille when he tries to leave.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Rainbow
09/27/2015 at 17:12

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Serious question: I clearly see the fire lane warning, but why the hell did they bother painting spots there?


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/27/2015 at 17:16

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I wonder that too. I think they originally only had the one next to him marked off, but then decided to add his on as well. It’s easy to spot the markings, but that center line throws so many people off.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Punk_Girl_98
09/27/2015 at 17:17

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Oh no, it doesn’t bother me at all! I just really get a kick out of bad parking jobs for some reason.

Thanks for the e-hug anyway, though!


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > Rainbow
09/27/2015 at 17:17

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I hope when he backs out, the dragging cart creates enough friction to cause a fire, which can’t be put out because of his truck. I also hope it gets recorded and uploaded to Youtube and Vine.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Rainbow
09/27/2015 at 20:19

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You’re just jealous that you don’t have an old vehicle you can use to ram shopping carts with glee.